- "Am I supposed to prison-fight an Old Russian lady with back problems?"
- — Piper Chapman to Larry
- "Will you be my girlfriend?"
- — Piper Chapman to Alex
- "Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?""
- — Piper Chapman to Alex
- "Bitches gots to learn."
- — Piper Chapman
- "I have to pee."
- — Piper Chapman to Larry, "40 Oz. of Furlough"
- "Sisters, we may be incarcerated, but our panties will travel the world."
- — Piper Chapman
- "Just thinking about when I first got here and all the shit you put me through. And now I'm at the big girl's table! Chapman and Reznikov sit here...and Norma."
- — Piper Chapman to Red and Norma (Power Suit)