"Am I supposed to prison-fight an Old Russian lady with back problems?"
— Piper Chapman to Larry

"Will you be my girlfriend?"
— Piper Chapman to Alex

"Why do you always feel so inevitable to me?""
— Piper Chapman to Alex

"Bitches gots to learn."
— Piper Chapman

"I have to pee."
— Piper Chapman to Larry, "40 Oz. of Furlough"

"Sisters, we may be incarcerated, but our panties will travel the world."
— Piper Chapman

"Just thinking about when I first got here and all the shit you put me through. And now I'm at the big girl's table! Chapman and Reznikov sit here...and Norma."
— Piper Chapman to Red and Norma (Power Suit)

"Is this a real riot? This is a real riot. If this is a real riot, do you think this is a step forward or backwards in equality?"
— Piper Chapman to Alex Vause (Riot FOMO)

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