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"Lesbian Request Denied" is the third episode of the first season of Orange Is the New Black. It is the third episode of the series overall. It premiered on July 11, 2013. It was written by Sian Heder and directed by Jodie Foster.
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Pornstache is walking by openly watching Piper Chapman trying to change her clothing. As he walks away, Piper asks Nicky Nichols if he is allowed to watch them like that. Nicky replies, "He does whatever he wants. One of these days, you're going to have to change your panties, Chapman. That shit's got to be getting ripe". On the announcements, they announce that Dayanara Diaz has been assigned a room which causes confusion to Piper on why she has not been assigned. Miss Rosa, Anita DeMarco, and Nicky explain to Daya that she will most likely be assigned to Spanish Harlem, and that Piper will be assigned to the Suburbs, with the other white people.
Piper then walks to the bathroom and notices a long line but walks past it. Leanne Taylor proclaims that Piper better not be cutting, and Red tells her to go ahead and pee. Piper notices Sophia Burset peeing in a stall without a door, and apologizes. She then waits for the bathroom with a door but Sophia tells her that "You're going to be waiting a long time now" and that the inmate in there, Blanca Flores, talks to the devil.
Note: Flashbacks are arranged in chronological order, not the order in which they occur on the show.
A fireman is seen searching a destroyed building while taking pictures of the building's owner's personal information (assumingly credit card information and social security information). Another fireman comes in and says "Yo Burset, we're clearing out man." Later back in the firefighter's locker room, we see fireman Burset changing in a bathroom stall away from the other men. She takes off her clothes revealing her pink women's underwear.
- "Lesbian request denied."
- — Sam Healy to Piper
- "She's what we call a 'stud,' which is very confusing for a nice girl like you, because, let's be honest, she looks like a man ... My advice? Let her down easy ... Lesbians can be very dangerous. It's the testosterone."
- — Sam Healy to Piper
- "I'm missing half my zucchini. These girls don't realize I'm here to provide food, not dildos. I'm all out of cucumbers, carrots, beets -- God knows what they're doing with those. I can't hold on to anything cock-shaped."
- — Red
- "Before I met you the sun was like a yellow grape. But now, it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me."
- — Crazy Eyes
- "Why would anyone want to give up being a man? It's like winning the lottery and giving the ticket back."
- — Natalie Figueroa
- This is the first episode Jodie Foster directs. Foster also directs "Looks Blue, Tastes Red".
- Laverne Cox has a twin brother, musician M. Lamar, who appears in a flashback as the pre-gender-transition version of her character, Sophia.
- Sanford/Jay/Doherty - Bra and Panties (OST) (Sophia putting on makeup)
- Sanford/Jay/Doherty - Don’t Make Me Cut You (OST) (Crazy Eyes throws pie)
- Freestyle Fellowship - Ambassadors (Flashback - Sophia buying Michael shoes)
- The Stereotypes - Women in Magazines (Flashback when Piper meets Alex)
- tUnE-yArDs - Gangsta/My Hood (When Piper gets transferred)
- Boss - I Don’t Give a Fuck (Credits)