Bill Bayley is the father of Baxter Bayley. He is married to Karen Bayley and is portrayed by Simon Feil.
Personality[]
Bill Bayley is shown to be ignorant to his son's depression. He also seems to use derogative terms.
Physical Appearance[]
Bill is a slightly older gentleman with brown hair.
Biography[]
Season Five[]
Trying to rehabilitate Baxter and give him a new job as a pet beautician, Bill tries to juggle his work and son at the same time. Bill expresses how he does not want to be a dog groomer, and explains how one will go broke if they try to stick to their principles. He compares Bayley's guilt to killing a human to him accidentally causing a shih-tzu a heart attack. ("Pissters!")
After Baxter drinks 8 bottles of hair dye to commit suicide, Bill calmly sits by his side and reveals to him that the dye he drank is non-toxic. He explains how the dye will give him irritable bowel syndrome but besides that nothing else. ("Flaming Hot Cheetos, Literally")
Memorable Quotes[]
- "It does sound like Fancy's very sick. But you need to find a vet to put her down, I don't do that. Yeah...No, I can understand the confusion ma'am. It's dyeing, with an "e.""
- — Bill Bayley to a customer
Appearances[]
| Orange Is the New Black: Season Five | ||||||||||
| "Riot FOMO": | "Fuck, Marry, Frieda": | "Pissters!": | "Litchfield's Got Talent": | "Sing It, White Effie": | "Flaming Hot Cheetos, Literally": | "Full Bush, Half Snickers": | ||||
| Absent | Absent | Appears | Absent | Absent | Appears | Absent | ||||
| "Tied to the Tracks": | "The Tightening": | "The Reverse Midas Touch": | "Breaking the Fiberboard Ceiling": | "Tattoo You": | "Storm-y Weather": | |||||
| Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | Absent | |||||